First attempt - Page 2

Dr. Shoe · 27th November 2006, 21:37

Hip and bum pads and good quality tits are always the secret. Shaving arms, shoulders, and armpits is also a very good idea (if you haven't already). A good wig and make-up helps enormously too. Don't worry about not being good at it, it's not exactly a skill women are born with either...

If you want to see these principles in action take a look at me (taken 12 years ago):

http://www.myspace.com/kali_kalevra

Lindsay · 28th November 2006, 10:01

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Originally Posted by Shdwdrgn

Hips. You gotta have some hips, baby, or you ain't never gonna pass. :-)

I've also made a number of attempts over the years to get that 'look', and it never ceases to amaze me that padding the hips makes more of a difference than anything (including falsies).

Rubbish! I've seen many, many REAL women that are completely shapeless and could be mistaken for men from behind. I don't bother to much with the shape thing, as it's facial hair that gives you away (as well as hairy hands).

Lindsay · 28th November 2006, 10:12

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Originally Posted by Dr. Shoe

http://www.myspace.com/kali_kalevra

Blimey! You look a cracker! I wish I looked that good. And you went to college like that? Fantastic!

davefry · 28th November 2006, 18:22

Firstly, wow, Dr. Shoe! I too I wish I could look that good, maybe I can if I work at it.

I shave my underarms, chest, tummy and uhh.. lower down. I wax/epilate my legs and use Veet on my arms, all purely because I dislike my body hair.

One problem I have is my buldge. I've tried tucking, but without going into too much detail, I can't get everything to stay where I want it, even with lots of tape. Perhaps I'm using the wrong sort of tape, or something. I don't remember the name of it, but it's the stuff doctors use to stop the bleeding after you have a blood test or similar. Not very sticky.
I hear gaffs are uncomfortable, so does anyone have any idea on anything else I can try?

I have just purchased a pair of hip and bum padded underwear, which I'm all excited about, but I hate having to wait for delivery. As for breasts... Well, I'm new to all this, so instead of spending lots of money on breast forms I might not use again, I put rice in the foot part of an old pair of tights, which work quite well. I bought a lovely bra the size I wanted them to be, and I'm quite happy with the size, but the feel and weight leave somewhat to be desired. Certainly looking at breast forms in the near future.

Skirted-UK · 28th November 2006, 23:57

Don't wear stretchy straight skirts that are tight, go for a lose fitting straight skirt in a heavy non-stretch fabric which will hid you hip shape. In fact avoid tight-fitting stretch garments altogether.

Dawn HH · 29th November 2006, 09:26

I have been wearing a padded hip and buttocks panty girdle for years and it does create great wonders for your girlish figure as most men have very little behinds. Take a pic with a side view wthout wearing it, then take one while wearing it. Then compare the pics. You will be amazed the difference.
Cheers---

Dawn HH

MsMichelle · 30th November 2006, 14:48

Boots just don't work for that outfit at all. In fact anything over a 1" heel would be wasted. Why you ask? Because stiletto's of 4-5 inches will accent the shape of your legs. You have no leg to show.

davefry · 1st December 2006, 00:51

Yeah, I know what you mean. My idea of fashion is awful, so I just wear what I like, and well, you see what happens. Once I have proper hips I'll take a few more pictures with pumps and shorter skirts ect.

I've seen some really nice fake leather jackets in Next that I'd love, but I have a problem with the shoulder width on many female tops. For example, if I wear a fitted shirt, I'm a size 8 (UK), but if I want the shoulders to fit properly than I'm a size 12. It all amounts to something that doesn't look right.
Are there any brands that would suit me better, or have I got to make do with tops with no sleeves? :(

Oh, and I've been told I have nice legs. I liked that compliment.