Embarassing moments - Page 3

JNR · 8th January 2008, 02:51

What am I missing, Milan_Heels? If she found only the inner sole from your boots - and, not the boots themselves -- how would she know it was from a pair of high heel boots? Couldn't you just say that it fell out of a pair of your shoes and you haven't had time to put it back?

Milan_Heels · 8th January 2008, 13:25

i wrote: "pointy-toed inner sole" - a male innersole is a totally different shape...i guess you missed the point....

JNR · 8th January 2008, 14:59

That was the purpose of my question. Had I gotten the point, I wouldn't have asked.

Milan_Heels · 8th January 2008, 15:59

Anyway, this started off as a good thread

Hopefully they'll be some more stories to follow.

Amanda Snake · 22nd January 2008, 19:40

I had an accident at a restaurant last year.
It wasn't the heels to blame, well partly was I suppose.

I was looking and feeling very elegant and was enjoying admiring glances, right up until I was heading upstairs to the ladies room.
I had on a knee length skirt, somewhat tighter than I'm used to wearing.
So tight that it didn't alow my foot to ascend the first step, causing me to stub my pointy toe on the way up and fall onto the stairs.
Thankfully I wasn't hurt but I it certainly made my ears burn.

Wuornos · 24th January 2008, 01:02

I'm not embarrassed by much (Thankfully, 'cause I'm an idiot, and life would be hell..).
But the time I accompanied a burlesque performer with size 4 (yes, FOUR!) feet on an "emergency shoe run" was a bit SURREAL: Lurking about the children's section searching for "slutty" shoes was a bit too "John Binet Ramsey" if I may say so...creepy! hahaha!

thedesigner · 25th January 2008, 01:51

I heard the shoemenders saying thet Nine West shoes are sh*t. I hope the 4 1/2" canvas converse style shoes I just bought for summer aren't...
worst moment.. taking my 4" grey suede boots off for search at airport control in front of ex and family... nothing found except a great pair of boots....

roniheels · 9th March 2008, 03:48

Here is my embarassing moment and this is a true story.

When I was younger, I was at a party at some friend's house. We all were asked to remove our shoes because of their carpet. We all put our shoes and coats in one of the bedrooms. We were playing games including charades and lip sinking. I went to the bathroom and passed by the bedroom with the coats and shoes. There was a pair of black patent leather pumps with a three inch or so high heel. No one was around so I tried on the shoes. About that time the woman who owned them asked, "what do you think you are doing?" Thinking fast I said, I saw these high heels and I wanted to try them on, and then go lipsink a Tina Turner song. I think it will crack up everyone." She chewed me out for putting them on without asking her. She was afraid I might stretch them or damage them. I told her I didn't know whose shoes they were and apologized. I told her they fit OK. I asked her if I could wear them for the lipsink, and If I would wear them on their kitchen floor and do the lipsink there. She reluctently said OK. I asked her to introduce me as Tina Turner (and I'm not black, but that was the only female singer I could think of who sang and danced in high heels). I lipsank "Proud Mary" and everyone screamed!

I had no intention of doing this when I tried on those high heels. It was embarassing, but it was fun getting out of that mess.

vector · 9th March 2008, 06:47

Great fast thinking on your feet, er her heels!!

johnieheel · 9th March 2008, 14:00

Thats a good one roniheels, I probably would have just froze. lol