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Old 31st July 2006, 21:58   #21 (permalink)
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David Attenborough has discovered a new tribe of Pygmies in deepest Africa. They live amongst the 6 feet tall elephant grass. Standing at just 4 feet 3 inches tall, they are called the Fuqarewees.

They keep jumping up and shouting "Where the **** are we?" :lol:
Not to be confused with a highly instrospective neighboring tribe known as the "Hudufuqarewees."
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Old 31st July 2006, 22:05   #22 (permalink)
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A guy runs into a bar. Fortunately, he wasn't going very fast, so he's fine.
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Old 31st July 2006, 22:06   #23 (permalink)
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A guy runs into a bar and shouts "FIRE!"

They do.

He's dead.
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A guy runs into a bar, rebounds, then tries it again. The bartender, a relic from the Alaskan gold-mining days, was curious as to the man's antics, and asks the man his name. "Singletary!" he yells before running into the bar again.

What the heck are you doing, lad, running into my bar like that? You'll knock it down, you will!

"I'm Samurai!" the guy replied, and hit it again, moving it a good two feet off center.

"You're daft!" said the barman, after steadying himself. "Get the hell out of my bar!"

"Why should I?" shouted the guy. "Your sign says '49ers Welcome!'"

(ummm if you need this joke explained, you're not an American football fan..., but here's a big hint: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Singletary)
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A guy ran into a bar and shouted, "Two mudders and a flubnappet!"

Yeah, I didn't understand him either.
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Old 31st July 2006, 22:19   #26 (permalink)
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A guy runs into a bar, well, through it actually. The barkeep just locked the back door, so...
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A guy runs into a bar, huffing and puffing madly for about two minutes, but he's still running in place.

"What the hell are you doin'?" asks the bartender in his Scottish brogue. "Are you thinkin' this is Gold's gym or sometin?"

"No," the guy replies, still running. "But I'm competing for the world's longest duration run, and your sign said "Guinness..."...

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Oh, ok. I get it.
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As soon as he got off work, a guy ran into a bar and said, "Ow!"
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
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Skeleton walks into a bar and says,
"Gimme a beer and a mop."
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