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Old 9th July 2008, 01:07   #141 (permalink)
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going to bed now, wearing my heels...
just hope i dont have any toe curling nightmares....
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Old 9th July 2008, 02:14   #142 (permalink)
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How about the guys who got together to develop and market a new brand of beer? They worked long hours until they had just the taste that they all really liked.

They were ready to bring it to market, but deceided to have it lab-tested, to make sure that it was pure.

The lab report came back. It read: "your horse has diabetes".
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I run yesterday into humorous signs, I decided that i would like to share some giggles with you, so I took this photo.

FYI, These signs were on all entrances to shopping centre.

The sign says: "Dear ladies! Warning! A zone of risk for high heels "

lmao!


P.S. For those who cant figure it out, its because of the carpet.
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A 94 year old woman was being interviewed on a local T.V. talk show because she was getting married for the fourth time in her life. Her previous husbands were deceased. Her first husband was a banker, her second husband was a circus performer, and her third husband was a doctor. She was getting ready to marry a funeral director. She gave a wonderful interview about her life, but finally the young female correspondant asked "why was there such a diversity in the men you married and getting ready to marry?"

The old woman replied, "My dear it's really quite simple............


One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
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Old 15th July 2008, 00:31   #145 (permalink)
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hope nobody stepped on her blue suede shoes....
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No he has just gone home.
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A woman buys a new pair of shoes, goes to work, and dies.


How and why did this happen?
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Old 17th July 2008, 00:18   #149 (permalink)
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She worked as a roofer and unfortunately bought steel tipped heels - and got struck by lightning.
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she worked in a mine, forgot to change from heels into work boots (urgh) and banged her head on the ceiling.
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She bought some flats and got shot by the style police
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She bought some crocs and they bit her to death...

OH GO ON, PUT US OUT OF OUR MISERY.....
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Because they were "2 die for"!!!

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