thedesigner

man with 3 heads and no legs waiting at the bus stop. Bus comes along, driver says to man:
"allo allo allo, how u getting on then".......

tightsnheels

tightsnheels

A young man travels to a nearby town and walks into the local pharmacy he makes his way around the store until he finds a display of condoms. He stares at the display for sometime unsure of exactly what to buy when he is approached by the pharmacist.
Not sure what to pick son?
No sir.
First time?
Yes sir we're supposed to have dinner then we're supposed to go over to her parents cabin for some fun.
Well son if I were in your shoes I'd go with these.
Thank-you sir.
He pays for his items happy to be free of his chore and heads for home to clean up for his big night. He arrives at his girlfreinds house promptly at six and is soon ushered into their dinning room. He sits nervously under the stare of her father all through dinner and after the table is cleared he remains sitting there until his girl leans over and whispers in his ear.
Shouldn't we be going soon?
Shouldn't you have told me your dad is a PHARMACIST?

thedesigner

Applied for a job working on a train station. Got the job !!
Must have been cos i was wearing platform heels....

thedesigner

why do men in tights always succeed....?

Cos they never get told to pull their socks up.....

thedesigner

why do men in mules never succeed....?

cos they always have to do the donkey work.....

thedesigner

bloke in heels came to fit me a new driveway

did a wicked job, well he was a block pavior....

thedesigner

how do heelwearers greet each other ?

they just say "Hi !"

thedesigner

how do heelwearing gardeners greet each other?

They just say "hi hoe !"

thedesigner

how do heelwearing gardeners with shiny insides to their jackets greet each other?

"Hi hoe, silver lining ! "