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Old 19th August 2008, 02:06   #441 (permalink)
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fastfreddy 2 felt ill last week and went to the doctor to see what was wrong. The doctor looked him over and diagnosed his malady as "Optical, Rectalosis." Never having had heard of that condition before, FF2 asked the doctor what that illness was all about. The doctor replied that it wasn't as unusual as it name might lead one to believe. He said that the condition was caused when the optic nerve becoming entangled with the rectum muscles with the result that it gave the patient a "shitty" outlook on life.
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Old 19th August 2008, 03:40   #442 (permalink)
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Bubba136 was a stand-in for one of the principle actors in "Every which way but loose."
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fastfreddy2 went to a male stag party in his knee high boots & tight capris & had to help jimc from falling all over himself after have one 2 many drinks of rum & coke (with 151, my FAVORITE- I might add!) makes a VERY hard way to walk in ballet boots when youve had THAT many drinks of THAT kind, let me tell you all!! PS: dont know, but I'd say that 5 with 151 & coke WILL do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL
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Before going out on a saturday night, demoniaplatforms has 5 rum and cokes (with 151 of course) then puts on the highest pair of platforms in his collection, before going to the pole dancing club for an hour entertaining staff and clientelle with his pole antics. THAT is the saturday night warm up, before demoniaplatforms meets up with friends for more rum and cokes (151)
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Trinity is the same "Trinity" on the Matrix series.
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Old 19th August 2008, 17:53   #446 (permalink)
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Stilettoscot is actually a woman but poses as a man so that she can post in the guys' forum...
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Dr. Shoe was refused entry to Mcdonalds for being overdressed.
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Shyguy just won the silver medal for the 4" heel 100 yard dash at the Bejing Olympics.
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