Tell Me Lies - Page 44

thedesigner · 5th August 2008, 00:39

Within the junta, Demoniaboots' deputy is called Jack* and all the military are armed with stilettos....
they are trying to get a foothold which will then give them a platform to step up their campaign.

Their main demands are:
to make heels compulsory for all
social status to be indicated by the height of the heel
peeptoes and skirts to be worn on all national days
wedges to be worn on paydays
mardi gras to be a dressing down day
crocs to be worn by all those convicted of misdemeanours

St Mildreds Home for the Incurable Heelwearers have kindly donated to this worthy cause. Their campaign, "If you can't Join them, Beat them" raised £1000 from having a whip round all the inmates (fifteen minutes each).
There wasn't a dry eye in the sanitorium...

*Jack Boots. ( his real name was Flats Domino but he aspired to higher things)...

demoniaplatforms · 5th August 2008, 07:51

thedesigner took over the DEMONIA shoe Co, & called it "OPERATION BOOTSTRAP" & then he hired fog & jimc to eliminate some bothersome BIG snails (the tropics have them you know) by STOMPING them flat wearing the infamous DEMONIA MONET platform boots of my avitar (or the black DEMONIA platform sandals, whose name eludes me just now- if its more conveniet, so long as its one or the other, then I'll have thighbootguy pour salt on the other ones that are smaller so as to keep this isle clean! after which jimc & thighbootguy shall polish each others boots (need to keep those thighboots like new) I will then wear skirts & pumps to the big dance!

shyguy · 8th August 2008, 11:38

demoniaplatforms is a figment of my overactive imagination, as is this whole board, and actually everything else.

demoniaplatforms · 9th August 2008, 02:35

shyguy went out to the finest resturant in the twinn cities wearing long flare pants, NINE WEST knee high boots (like mine, but newer) lamb skin blazer (to match the boots ofcourse) then took the steam train pulled by MLW 261 (coal fired) on a long exursion trip doing in places 75-80 mph (oh yes it well has the power & driving wheels to do it in places back there) & was the envy of the whole train oh yes ,folks shyguy does things with CLASS!! hint on most steam pulled fan trips these days: the HEP (or head end power unit that is) diesel only was used for the lights power (& AC) THIS baby (like most all other steam locomotives being used in the USA nowadays) did ALL the pulling, with plenty of power to spare! needless to say, shyguy was thrilled to be part of this all In HEELED KNEE HIGH BOOTS!

shyguy · 14th August 2008, 23:23

demoniaplatforms designed a new bottle shape for Pepsi, it was to be his last design for them as they had already told him no more high heel shaped drink containers. His follow up didn't even get a first chance as soon as they saw it was just one of his old demonia platform boots thinly disguised and held much more than 2 litres.

SNYer · 15th August 2008, 05:27

Meanwhile, Shyguy was performing to Queen Elizabeth II wearing a petticoat and curls singing "I'm a little teacup" while hopping up and down on a pogo stick.

demoniaplatforms · 15th August 2008, 06:40

SNYer walked all over central park in a long black leather coat over his "I LOVE HEELS" shirt feeding all the birds and his long white leather skirt with over the knee black swede boots, needless to say he was a site to behold!!

Trinity · 18th August 2008, 09:34

Demoniaplatforms left a pair of black patent knee high platforms in the oval office, Much to the first ladys displeasure, The Whitehouse is trying to keep this news item under wraps, but expect it to break very soon.

shyguy · 18th August 2008, 17:26

Trinity was the voice of the baby in the film look who's talking too.

fastfreddy2 · 19th August 2008, 01:24

Last week, using a ground-breaking new technique, British surgeons removed shyguys' third ear from his upper thigh.

He wouldn't have bothered, but his taste for curry's were his undoing. Apparently, 'the morning after effect' had him jumping off his chair at work, once too often. [Loud noise close to ear?

] His boss wasn't happy to have her morning snack thrown across the room by his stray arm, having scared himself with an unplanned 'passing' of wind.