fastfreddy2

Dr Shoe gets younger every year. Soon we'll be calling her; "Little Missy Shoe".

Dr. Shoe

Fastfreddy was the original model for Mr Rusty from the Magic Roundabout.

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Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects.

shyguy

Dr. Shoe was the inspiration behind Purdy of the New Avengers.

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He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

demoniaplatforms

shyguy then took all of us out to dinner with the undertsanding that we ALL must wear chapboots to our best (& spread the word while out that MEN can look GREAT wearing chapboots, showing off our heels for ALL to see!)

shyguy

demoniaplatforms wrote a book on the subject of alien abductions, it was based on his own experiences of being abducted by aliens and taken to the planet Zzixon 5 where he narrowly avoided instant death when he walked into a zargon death ray which, luckily for him, was switched off.
The book went to number 194,385,201 in the best sellers list selling a total of 3 copies.

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He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

fastfreddy2

Coincidently, shyguy is fully qualified to use the Zargon Death Ray having passed the simple course (just) that he took on Zzixon 5, only 4 months ago.

Well done.

PatentHeel

fastfreddy2 worked in the grotto of a well known Department Store one Xmas as Father Christmas. He was fired after his sack was found to contain no toys but instead lots of sexy patent stilettos.

shyguy

Patentheel is the model they use to test new outfits for the Bratz line of childrens dolls.

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He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

fastfreddy2

shyguys favourite member of Bratz, is PatentGirl, MI6 Secret Agent. This particular doll comes with a Zargon Death Ray accessory, and Alien partner that rather strangely, has 8 legs. Only two of which have shoes. The Alien must be the female of the species, as it wears 2 ladies (human) high heeled shoes as a disguise.

It might work too, but the green skin is a bit obvious.

demoniaplatforms

fastfreddy2 also went to zeta reticulae to try & sell platform thighboots to the little grey aliens, since they seem to LOVE earth culture, all of their ships (UFOS) are silver metallic (as anyone knows on earth) so they WILL match the color of the alien's boots that will be sold!