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21st July 2008, 09:36
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| Banned Users  Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Hertfordshire, England I am Male
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My Mood:  Rep Power: 0  |  Re: Tell Me Lies demoniaplatforms and a friend were startled the other day while travelling to an ABBA tribute evening. They were both wearing their new silver boots, when a being from another planet with 8 feet, two of them shod with 5" heels, nearly walked right into them. Apologetic nods and discreet smiles were exchanged, but both parties had been looking downward for too long, and each had almost walked into the other.  The morale to this tale? Watching HH as a sport, isn't without danger.  ... |
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21st July 2008, 10:14
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My Mood:  Rep Power: 64 | Re: Tell Me Lies Fastfreddy came to my barbecue.
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21st July 2008, 12:44
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| I'm a Silver Member   Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: MA - United States Age: 34 I am Male
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My Mood:  Rep Power: 10 | Re: Tell Me Lies Dr Shoe talks to his shoes (and they talk back) like Dr Doolittle talk to animals. |
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21st July 2008, 15:05
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My Mood:  Rep Power: 71 | Re: Tell Me Lies I know that last statment is true because all of his oxfords have tongues! 
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21st July 2008, 17:24
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My Mood: Rep Power: 64 | Re: Tell Me Lies Bubba is test driving an experimental car put together by NASA. It can do a thousand miles to a gallon of water and travel at 600 miles per hour.
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21st July 2008, 18:25
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| I'm a Silver Member   Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Northwest, England I am Male
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My Mood:  Rep Power: 6 | Re: Tell Me Lies Dr Shoe has been typing up every posting here at HHplace using a typewriter and is keeping them archived in his cellar just in case we ever have an electromagnetic pulse which wipes out all electronics devices. He can post you a copy of these posts if you can afford all the stamped addressed envelopes required to send them! |
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21st July 2008, 18:35
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My Mood:  Rep Power: 7 |  Re: Tell Me Lies PatentHeel sold that alien with 8 feet 8 pairs of silver metallic platform boots so the alien could stomp on plastic bottles with pleasure, said boots are copies of my DEMONIA MONETS! |
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21st July 2008, 20:06
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My Mood:  Rep Power: 24 | Re: Tell Me Lies Demoniaplatforms has to wear a neckbrace permanently to stop him turning his head too quickly whenever a pair of boots catches his eye in a shop window. Twice his head has become detached and required surgery to refit it following his violent head turning to view the boots.
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22nd July 2008, 07:17
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My Mood: Rep Power: 7 | Re: Tell Me Lies shyguy went to Las Vegas & won $10,000 to splurge on many more pairs of high boots, all because he was WEARING some black chap boots while @ the slots (maybe @ the poker table too, but since I was not there I dont know) he says these are his LUCKY boots!!  |
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22nd July 2008, 11:18
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My Mood: Rep Power: 64 | Re: Tell Me Lies Demoniaplatforms is an anathema because he does not wear Demonia boots of any kind and cannot abide platforms.
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