Tell Me Lies - Page 39

shyguy · 17th July 2008, 22:19

Patentheel was a winner in a recent Elvis lookalike competition. Only downside was it was an Elvis Costello lookalike competition.

roniheels · 18th July 2008, 03:49

Shyguy was a winner of a recent Dolly Parton look-alike contest. Unfortunately it was a Dolly Madison look-alike contest.

demoniaplatforms · 18th July 2008, 04:16

roniheels goes incognito some times with his feminine mask to spy on others all the while with his long black leather skirt, blade heel boots,sexy long sleeve t shirt, mostly @ night so he can not be recognized by any one that might know him. said masks can be found @ this site: www.maskon.com

roniheels · 18th July 2008, 18:14

Demoniaplatforms sells blade heel boots with 6" high heels that Roniheels wears when he goes out at night incognito.

Stilettoscot · 18th July 2008, 20:50

Roniheels once had a coniption when he measured the heel on his brand new boots and found them "only" to be 5 3/4" high...even though they were marketed as 6"ers!

shyguy · 18th July 2008, 20:55

Stilettoscot is till trying to find cognito on a map since he heard Roniheels goes in there spying on others.

thedesigner · 19th July 2008, 00:47

Cognito is a small town in italy where all the stars go to be recognised. That includes ourselves. Because of this, we wear higher and higher heels so we can be seen behind the subject of the paparazzi and get included in the photo. The 8" plats that me and soulmate are forced to wear oblige us to employ minders to keep us upright for the photos. The local limoncello at 5 euros a pint may have some bearing in the matter however.

roniheels · 19th July 2008, 02:45

Thedesigner set a world record by waterskiing for 24 consecutive hours while wearing 6" stiletto high heels.

thedesigner · 21st July 2008, 01:47

Hi folks, sorry i havent been online for a number of days, ive been bound and gagged by matron at st mildreds for being a naugthy boy. i ripped the sheets while wearing stilettos in bed (apparently only blocks or wedges are allowed in bed).
Whilst bound and gagged I was forced to watch a daily slide show (no pun intended) of crocs, flipflops and dolly shoes, lasting two hours each time. How degrading.
Enough about me.
Roniheels kind remarks about me were borne out of his own attempt to downhill ski in 6" heel boots, which sadly were his downfall. He had the last laugh in the end when the ski lift broke down, and Roniheels was easily able to stroll uphill in his heels.

demoniaplatforms · 21st July 2008, 08:02

thedesigner saw 2 alien beings come out of their ship wearing the finest high heel boots in the galaxy, all silver metallic ofcourse!!