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Old 16th July 2008, 17:43   #371 (permalink)
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Dr. Shoe is a world renowned magician and can magically change from wearing one pair of high heels to another in the blink of an eye.
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Old 16th July 2008, 22:18   #372 (permalink)
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roniheels has bought a pair of his favourite heels in my size and has had them flown across the pond especially for me to wear during my next photo shoot.
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Old 17th July 2008, 00:01   #373 (permalink)
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Dr Shoe was told by Gordon Brown this week that there is to be a 'heel wearing' tax.
The rumour is the 'bigger the heel size' the more tax you will pay!
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Apparently, this is on a sliding scale, based on height, age and deportment. Those who wear a skirt, paint their toenails, and can walk a straight line in 6" heels have what's called "The Bollocks Exemption", something to do with having the courage to stand upright for their country without fear of ridicule.
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shyguy is planning to design new MENS world army uniform with denim gouchos worn with DEMONIA "MONET" boots I have myself,to demonstrate to ALL others that THESE boots are MARCHING boots, COMBAT boots, that shall give the ADVANTAGE of added height (with 6 inch heels, 3 inch soles) all in POWERFUL comfort!(I should know- I wear them!) shyguy shall ALSO make us army guys of HH fashion troops wear thigh high JEAN GABORIT boots while off-duty! (when fashion alone matters while relaxing!)
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roniheels comes from a planet not far from ours. Back home, everyone wears flat boots, on all of their eight feet.
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fastfreddy2 is going to make a chocolate cake in the shape of his favourite heels and put it up for auction. The proceeds will go to a charity selected by Elton John.
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