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Old 8th June 2008, 09:54   #101 (permalink)
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Roniheels once worked as Ivana trump's personal maid but his cover was blown when she went to specsavers and got a pair of varifocals.
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Old 8th June 2008, 11:12   #102 (permalink)
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Dr. Shoe is shoe advisor to Gwyneth Paltroe, and gets her cast off shoes when she is finished with them.
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Dr Shoe has, after much legal wrangling through the courts, secured a dual gender passport. This means he can travel as Dr. Alvin Shoe or Tara Rah-BoomDeAye
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As a former Air Force jet pilot, Shyguy, with approved permisions from all parties involved, flew a new prototype supersonic jet while dressed as Mary Poppins.
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Roniheels is a Jack Russell trapped inside the body of a man.
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On his recent visit to New York City, Dr. Shoe was given the oportunity to perform at Radio City Music Hall with the Rockettes.
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roniheels still has a set of keys to 10 Downing street after staying there overnight as a guest of Tony Blair 5 years ago.
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Shyguy is really an investigative reporter for an underground newspaper who broke the story that United States President George W. Bush loves to dress in high heels and stroll through the Rose Garden while wearing them.
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