When I do stand-up a line I use is "I look like I did when I was 25 . . .
it just takes longer." :lol:
Another comic who followed me said "Y'know, I went on a date with Anita once . . . I don't remember much of that evening. What I do remember was waking up with a hangover, Heel marks on my backside and my credit card maxed out." :drinking:
rimshot . . .