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roniheels · 11th July 2008, 01:21

A 94 year old woman was being interviewed on a local T.V. talk show because she was getting married for the fourth time in her life. Her previous husbands were deceased. Her first husband was a banker, her second husband was a circus performer, and her third husband was a doctor. She was getting ready to marry a funeral director. She gave a wonderful interview about her life, but finally the young female correspondant asked "why was there such a diversity in the men you married and getting ready to marry?"

The old woman replied, "My dear it's really quite simple............

One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

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roniheels I'm a Gold Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: United States Age: 54 I am Male Posts: 2,391 Thanks: 881 Thanked 414 Times in 296 Posts My Mood: Rep Power: 24	Re: Jokes, funny stories or one liners A 94 year old woman was being interviewed on a local T.V. talk show because she was getting married for the fourth time in her life. Her previous husbands were deceased. Her first husband was a banker, her second husband was a circus performer, and her third husband was a doctor. She was getting ready to marry a funeral director. She gave a wonderful interview about her life, but finally the young female correspondant asked "why was there such a diversity in the men you married and getting ready to marry?" The old woman replied, "My dear it's really quite simple............ One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."