Re: Flipflops v crocs - down at heel choice... thanx, benno, must post by 11.59, cos my brain goes into hyperspeed at midnite....
Did you hear about the comedian who wore heels? He was only trying to raise a laugh....
i thought alliteration was when there was not enough garbage to go round...
Did you hear about when the dustmen went on strike in Brighton ? The Argus headline was " REFUSE COLLECTORS REFUSE REFUSE."
Sounds like a load of garbage to me. There was a furore about this in the paper, asking why this happened.
Apparently this was leaked to the press by one of the dustmen, who was scared by the number of rodents in the trash.
The paper, bless, then ran the following heading...
"RAT RATS ON RATS"
Now hows that for a rubbish headline...
AND ITS ONLY FIVE TO TWELVE !! Must take my downer....
Hey wots this about zips? I cant stand pull on boots, too much effort....
Must be the salty air down there... |