Re: Jokes, funny stories or one liners Rite, another one. My dog hates cats. Cant stand 'em. Well that's normal, right.
I was takin my dog for a walk today, in the country, like you do, in me old heels, big ones, like you do, gotta make the effort.
This guy comes up to me and sez:
"You must be barking mate, wearing heels out here!"
I sez, "No mate its not me, it's the dog that's barking!"
Obviously seen the kitten heels my dog was wearing.... |