Re: Jokes, funny stories or one liners was sitting on Brighton Pier, with me line out, as you do, fishing for me life. Got a pull (from the water, sadly, just my luck!), and pulled it in.
There it was,a slingback at the end of me line.
Bloke next to me sez, "Cor, cant you catch a fish then, mate?"
Quick as, I replies, "No worries mate, I'm fishing for 'eels...." |