tightsnheels

Moses, Jesus and an old bearded man are out playing golf one day. Moses pulls up to the tee and drives a long one. It lands in the fairway but rolls directly toward a water trap. Quickly he raises his club and the water parts allowing the ball to roll to the other side safe and sound.
Next Jesus strolls up to the tee and hits a nice long one directly toward the same water trap. The ball lands directly in the center of the pond and kind of hovers over the water. Jesus casually walks out on the pond and chips it up onto the green.
The old man gets up and sort of randomly whacks the ball it heads out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounces off a truck and hits a nearby tree. Then it bounces onto the roof of a nearby shack and rolls down the downspout out on to the fairway and right toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond it hits a little stone and bounces out over the water and onto a lilly pad where it rested quietly. Suddenly a very large bullfrog jumps onto the lilly pad and snatches the ball into his mouth. Just then an eagle swoops down grabbs the frog and flys away. As they pass over the green the frog squeals with fright and drops the ball which bounces right into the hole for a beautiful hole in one.
Moses then turns to Jesus and says, "I hate playing with your dad."