Originally Posted by Amanda Snake

If I were you, I would wear a little black dress from Isaac Mizrahi with Laboutins' Rosazissimo satin sandals and go out for dinner somewhere (in a taxi of course)
I would then drink a little too much, publically embarrass her and exit with some handsome stranger leaving her alone to pay the bill.

On the way to his place I would tell him I thought he'd run over a cat.
I would steal the car when he got out to look.
Drive home and throw all the clothes in the corner.
Then sitting on the sofa with my feet up on a pile of pornographic magazines and watch football on TV wearing underpants and socks. Burping and farting and eating chips and think about how lucky I was not to have been born a woman.
That's what I would do if I was you.