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Old 4th July 2008, 08:14   #33 (permalink)
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Default Re: any advice from girls?

If I were you, I would probably wear a little black dress from Isaac Mizrahi with Laboutins' "Rosazissimo" satin sandals and take her out for dinner somewhere expensive (in a taxi of course)
I would then drink a little too much, publically embarrass her and exit with some handsome stranger leaving her alone to pay the bill.

On the way to his place I would tell him I thought he'd run over a cat then steal the car when he got out to look.
I would drive home, throw all the clothes in the corner and sit on the sofa in my underpants and socks with my feet up on a pile of pornographic magazines and watch football on TV.
Burping and farting and drinking beer, I would think about how lucky I was not to have been born a woman.
That's what I would do if I was you.

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