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Old 4th July 2008, 01:19   #136 (permalink)
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Now we've got the credit crunch, i'm gonna make it work for me..

gotta tighten our belts... buying a corset...

i'm strapped for cash, so i'm gonna earn some money going out pimping... in my slingbacks...

got a free meal at my restaurant , cos the owner said can i dress for dinner, too good to refuse...

Amazon offering a free cd with every order, gonna get one....

determined to keep my standard of living up, wearing higher heels to keep pace with inflation....

and lastly, cos im going to bed now, i'm thinking of offering an online personal wind turbine service.....

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ps i havent started it yet, dont be so keen...
g'nite...

Last edited by Tech : 4th July 2008 at 02:35. Reason: No posting to porn links.
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