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thedesigner · 2nd July 2008, 00:33

why do u think chickens lay so many eggs?

Cos they like a load of cock...
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How do female turkeys call their mates?

gobble gobble gobble....
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Why do female horses have so few foals?

Cos they always say "nay"...
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Why do camels have so few offspring?

Cos they;ve always got the hump...
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How do dogs chat up their girlfriends ?

Yo, bitch...
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How do cats get laid ?

Hey tom, wanna bit of pussy
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and lastly,

why do sheep who give their shag a sweet always get turned down?

cos mrs sheep always sez "baa.... humbug!"

wellies off and bedtime.....

2nd July 2008, 00:33	#135 (permalink)
thedesigner I'm a Gold Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: england I am Male Posts: 1,420 Thanks: 386 Thanked 117 Times in 99 Posts My Mood: Rep Power: 0	Re: Jokes, funny stories or one liners why do u think chickens lay so many eggs? Cos they like a load of cock... ............................................. How do female turkeys call their mates? gobble gobble gobble.... ............................................ Why do female horses have so few foals? Cos they always say "nay"... ............................................. Why do camels have so few offspring? Cos they;ve always got the hump... ............................................. How do dogs chat up their girlfriends ? Yo, bitch... .......................... How do cats get laid ? Hey tom, wanna bit of pussy ............................ and lastly, why do sheep who give their shag a sweet always get turned down? cos mrs sheep always sez "baa.... humbug!" wellies off and bedtime.....