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thedesigner · 29th June 2008, 23:19

Talk about oneupmanship...
did you hear about the couple who kept their heels on when making love on a plane?
Wanted to join the mile and six inches high club...

Or the poor bloke, well it was me actually, who kept his heels on in bed when making love.
Thought it would make me last longer.....
Only ripped the sheets thought...

In the pub the other day, in me heels, like you do, usual bacardi and coke in a tall glass, bloke comes up to mr and sez, "are you queer or what?"
Slightly taken aback, which is not my favourite, i said, "why do you ask that?"
The guy shifts about a bit and replies, "well, it's erm the heels.."
I sez, "yeees ?"
He sez, " well straight blokes don't wear heels"
I look at my heels, lovingly, as you do, and reply, " I'm sorry, i have to wear heels."
"Oh," the geezer sez, surprised.
"Yes," I reply, " Cos i'm a homicidal maniac and i wear them so that when i get arseholes like you taking the piss it's the only way i can't chase you out the bar into the carpark and beat the f...... shit out of you."
"want a refill mate, " the geezer replied....

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thedesigner I'm a Gold Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: england I am Male Posts: 1,420 Thanks: 386 Thanked 117 Times in 99 Posts My Mood: Rep Power: 0	Re: Jokes, funny stories or one liners Talk about oneupmanship... did you hear about the couple who kept their heels on when making love on a plane? Wanted to join the mile and six inches high club... Or the poor bloke, well it was me actually, who kept his heels on in bed when making love. Thought it would make me last longer..... Only ripped the sheets thought... In the pub the other day, in me heels, like you do, usual bacardi and coke in a tall glass, bloke comes up to mr and sez, "are you queer or what?" Slightly taken aback, which is not my favourite, i said, "why do you ask that?" The guy shifts about a bit and replies, "well, it's erm the heels.." I sez, "yeees ?" He sez, " well straight blokes don't wear heels" I look at my heels, lovingly, as you do, and reply, " I'm sorry, i have to wear heels." "Oh," the geezer sez, surprised. "Yes," I reply, " Cos i'm a homicidal maniac and i wear them so that when i get arseholes like you taking the piss it's the only way i can't chase you out the bar into the carpark and beat the f...... shit out of you." "want a refill mate, " the geezer replied....