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tightsnheels · 20th April 2008, 02:48

It is a beautiful Easter morning and the whole congragation was gathered in the church, all were singing as the pastor started his walk down the aisle. Just as he reaches the alter Satan appears in a blast of fire and smoke. The entire congragation flees in whatever way they can out doors, leaping out of windows pushing and shoving as they go. Satan stands at the front laughing with tears running down his face until he spies a little old man calmly sitting in the front pew. Now this perturbed Satan something fierce and he walks up to the man.
"Aren't you scared?"
"Don't see why I should be."
"Don't you know who I am?"
"Well I ought to I've been married to your sister for sixty-three years!"
T&H

20th April 2008, 02:48	#102 (permalink)
tightsnheels I'm a Silver Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: United States Age: 38 I am Male Posts: 415 Thanks: 60 Thanked 60 Times in 45 Posts My Mood: Rep Power: 6	Re: Jokes, funny stories or one liners It is a beautiful Easter morning and the whole congragation was gathered in the church, all were singing as the pastor started his walk down the aisle. Just as he reaches the alter Satan appears in a blast of fire and smoke. The entire congragation flees in whatever way they can out doors, leaping out of windows pushing and shoving as they go. Satan stands at the front laughing with tears running down his face until he spies a little old man calmly sitting in the front pew. Now this perturbed Satan something fierce and he walks up to the man. "Aren't you scared?" "Don't see why I should be." "Don't you know who I am?" "Well I ought to I've been married to your sister for sixty-three years!" T&H Last edited by tightsnheels : 20th April 2008 at 02:50. Reason: Typo