Son talk to father: - Daddy, daddy, some guy wanted to rape me in the park. - You didn’t escape? - In high heels? Look at this provocation: http://www.joemonster.org/art/7773/Warszawianki-najpiekniejszymi-Polkami It was in Warsaw. Someone took me photos and someone else wrote this article. Translation: “There are people who don’t need to convince that in Poland most beutiful are Warsaw women. This people who have another view just didn’t see real Warsaw women. And today we give this other people a chance to verification views. This is photo from Warsaw street. This photo present something that it couldn’t be named as a woman. It is OCCURRENCE. If you thing that in another city than Warsaw there are most beautiful women, read more and check if you will don’t change your mind... She is good? 
So, now look out... And what? In what city there are most beautiful polish women? P.S. Remember! Never take a bet when you are drunk!”
Sorry for mistake in title:
polish joke i provocation -> polish joke
and provocation