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Old 3rd September 2007, 05:34   #21 (permalink)
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Default Re: Crocs = C***

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Originally Posted by JeffB View Post
http://www.shoewawa.com/crocs_mammoth1.jpg

The website I lifted ths pic from got it right: the bastard spawn sired by the Ugg. Well, UGH!! is definitely the best way to describe those things. But the really sad part of it all is that with fall on the way, those repulsive things will probably sell like hotcakes, given the current (and misguided) passion people have with Crocs. To quote the late Marlon Brando as Colonel Kurtz from Apocalypse Now, "The horror, the horror!"
I had a dream after seeing these that I was trying to run away in my 4" red marry janes as they, (giant fluffy lined crocks), were chaseing me and trying to eat me. Well you all know you can't run in a dream. Right before they caught me my wife woke me up as I was screeming in a sweat. Thank God she was there to save me.
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